"Hey, did you see what grade Jung-Lee got in AP US History today?"
"Yeah man! She got a B on her test!"
"I know I was so surprised!"
"Its because she's a Bsian"
"Ohh that's too bad."
When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.
"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."
(noun)
1. A person who has renounced any normal human existence in order to spend all their time on-line.
2. A person who can only function on the internet. A person who's only place in "society" exists in said virtual world.
3. Someone totally unable to function without the aid of the internet, in that they justify their own views by locating only websites supporting these views.
4. A cyberhuman.
No one has seen Steven in at least five months. I wonder if he has turned into a briansouter? God, I hope not!
When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"
Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease