a large, erect penis, often used in sexual pleasure. a brutus beefcake is usually very thick and veiny, it always gives intense pleasure to the vagina of a female.
by mrs. beefycakes July 9, 2009
The formal term used to refer to CSchelz. The term describes his exceptional ability to be better at everything than anyone who dares challenge him.
Hey are you also driving to the Grotto? No, I’m CSchelz, the Top Brutus, I fly, and no economy seats 😎
by TALKBOUTDAT October 23, 2022
Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.
I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.
I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
A friend to your face who waits in the shadows to deliver the final stab., A fake gay., A betrayer of trust.
by Seqouia Redwood Montrose-Jones July 11, 2010
n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.
by Mike December 15, 2004
Mascot, friend, face, and loyal of the greatest collegiate athletics programs, and morale for The Ohio State University.
Ladies faint in his presence and the city of Columbus honors him.
Should be automic winner of Capital One's Mascot of the Year Contest during the NCAA college football season.
Ladies faint in his presence and the city of Columbus honors him.
Should be automic winner of Capital One's Mascot of the Year Contest during the NCAA college football season.
by itsallgood May 8, 2005
When you sneak up behind somebody and unexpectedly shove you foot up their ass and force it out the other side.
Dude, this girl was really pissing me off, so i snuck up behind her and gave her the Brutus Beefcake.
by that guy right there March 29, 2005