Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
by DDDouche May 10, 2015
It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.
"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"
by PoolseSchilder November 6, 2011
A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
by mondoinvasion July 8, 2009
(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.
(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
by Noodletron2007 October 30, 2010
Chad G wont be attending brunch at 10 because he is too caked up to tell his teeny side piece to get ready an hour earlier!
by Vest Master April 2, 2016
Brunch- 1. when fried chicken doesn't make you feel like a slave.
2.when a black person eats out w/ a white person.
2.when a black person eats out w/ a white person.
1. Son: The brunch was good mom, but next time, don't let the chicken cook for 2 hours.
Mom: *Speechless*
2.Jombaquisha: You want to go to KFC for brunch!?
Jake: Sure... I guess????
Mom: *Speechless*
2.Jombaquisha: You want to go to KFC for brunch!?
Jake: Sure... I guess????
by Universal Heartthrob May 24, 2009