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Brownstar 

An unwiped anus
"My brownstar is itching unforgivably"
Brownstar by Anonymous June 3, 2003

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.
Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.
brown snarf by TZ January 20, 2006

Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja 

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja

brownsmurf 

The act of farting a peice of shit(a fart nugget) on to your chode and smearing it into a chocolate chode muffin
yo esse, that burito gave me a wicked brown smurf homes.
brownsmurf by Matty matt July 16, 2003

Brownshark 

“I was two blocks from home when I was suddenly noticed a brownshark circling my bowels.”
Brownshark by Ya_niggist October 11, 2021

Brownsnack 

An appetizer a dog eats from the toilet
Fido! Get out of the bathroom and don't you be bringing me any brownsnacks!
Brownsnack by NinjaDogma August 13, 2023