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26 definitions by TZ

 
1.
The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.
TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!
by TZ January 22, 2005
 
2.
Poo thats just dying to get out.
I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
by TZ October 07, 2005
 
3.
Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.
Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"

TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
by TZ February 25, 2005
 
4.
To piss off everyone in a bar at once by playing the song Mmmbop by Hanson on the jukebox. This is hard to do because no bar is going to carry any of Hanson's songs in their music selection. As of right now, there's only 3 ways this can be done:

1. If you own a bar (or know someone who does), bring in an mp3 player or CD with Hanson's Mmmbop on it. Then put it in a CD player, or connect your mp3 player to the bar's stereo, and play it on repeat. This is not recommended, as it will piss off every single person in the building and will result in the loss of customers and possibly employees.

2. Find a bar that has an Internet jukebox, where you can download songs from a huge online music library. Such Internet jukeboxes include Starbrite, Solara, Nitestar, Encore, Berkeley, Symphony, and the CD-100L. It usually costs a little extra to download a song from the net, but in this case.. its WELL worth it! Find Mmmbop and put in enough money to make it repeat 10+ times. After you make the song selection and it begins downloading, I highly recommend leaving for 2 reasons. First, your going to have some very pissed off drunk people looking for the person who queued up Mmmbop to play 37 times. And second, sticking around waiting to see peoples reactions means less time going out to Mmmbop more bars.

3. This is the best and most fun way to Mmmbop a bar. This requires the bar's stereo to be listening to an FM radio station. Your going to need a high powered FM transmitter (like an iTrip for an iPod, only more powerful), and Mmmbop either burned on a CD with a discman, or on an mp3 player. Pull up in the parking lot and have someone go inside. This person going inside will be on a special forces covert recon mission, and needs to stay stealth at all times. They will infiltrate the bar, get a drink and sit down by them-self. As soon as they hear what station is playing on the radio, they will call the person in the car and let them know what station is playing in the bar. The person in the car will then change the broadcasting frequency of the FM transmitter to match that which is playing in the bar, and start Mmmbop. I suggest waiting until the song on the radio is over, (or until there is a pause or the next song is about to begin), and then starting Mmmbop. This will make it sound like the radio frequency was never hijacked, and no one in the bar will suspect a thing. Once again, everyone in the entire building will be pissed off, and the management will probably change the station. When this happens, the special forces op will again call the person in the car and report that the station has been changed, and what station the music was changed to. At this point, the person in the car changes the FM transmitter's output frequency to match that of the new station, and resume playing Mmmbop. Again, I suggest timing it so there's a seamless transition between the radios music and Mmmbop so people really get confused. At this point, the management will either change the station again (in which case, you just hijack the new station), turn off the radio (in which case, you either find a new bar to Mmmbop or go inside and get drunk).. or they will just give in and just let it play, hoping that it will all be over soon. If this is the case, you put Mmmbop on repeat and see how many times they let it play. You can even leave it on repeat in your car, and go in and have a drink with your special forces op. Everyone in the entire bar will be extremely pissed off and annoyed except yourself, the special forces op, and whoever else is in on the fun.
Nathan: "What do you guys want to do tonight?"
Tom: "Lets go Mmmbop a bar."
Dustin: "I call special forces recon!!"
by TZ July 28, 2006
 
5.
A Triple kiss is when 3 people kiss at the same time. This usually happens while under the influence of alcohol or exstacy, and usually involves tons of tongue all over the place.
Heather and Missy, get over here! I want to triple kiss!!
by TZ December 13, 2004
 
6.
German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.
The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.
by TZ June 19, 2003
 
7.
A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.

Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005