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The Brown Belt 

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.
The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!
The Brown Belt by phartin September 29, 2010

brown belt 

I finally got my brownbelt last night
brown belt by Jrock August 13, 2004

Alaskan Brownball 

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).
Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

Browncel 

An incel who happens to be brown or have a dark skin shade
Italian: this girl refused to go out with me because I'm black
Anglo-Saxon: you are a browncel, friend
Italian: Pax Romana has fallen...
Anglo-Saxon: Pax Romana has fallen... And Aurelius was a brown cuckold
Browncel by Owarida January 12, 2023

brownbottoms 

1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.

2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.

3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.
That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.

Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.

Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!
brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004

brownball 

To walk into a bathroom and intentionally hang around to keep a shy person from shitting.
I can't go if someone else will hear it, I get totally brownballed.
brownball by iFester May 31, 2005