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double brownbagger 

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004
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Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
Brownbagger by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010

BrownBagged 

Putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. This is usually done because the women is ugly.
Hey see that ugly girl I brownbagged her last night.
I couln't see her face at all.
BrownBagged by ExPliCiTx360x January 13, 2011

brownbagging 

To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ).
Last night I totally brownbagged that bitch all over her face/chest.
brownbagging by walczyk January 17, 2005

brownbagger

A married member of the United States Marine Corps.
Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.
brownbagger by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007

brownbagging 

When you receive head from someone wearing a brown bag over their head if they have a nasty face.
Dude me and the chick, well I think it was a chick were brownbagging it the other day.
brownbagging by Gary Sphinktas April 28, 2006