brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

brown heat by Jim Riggins December 3, 2006

Brownhead

A derogatory slur for someone of a south eastern origin or someone brown in skin tone
Or just a paki

‘That brownhead munches on curry all day’

Brownhead by Brownhead November 28, 2018

brownhatter 

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

brownhatter by yadswyver June 29, 2003

Brownbeaten 

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

Brownbeaten by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019

brownhat 

Derived from hacker jargon White Hat, Black Hat A startlingly incompetent wannabe hacker with malicious intent. Fortunately for the world, his overuse of l33tspeak and Markov-generated technobabble render his malevolence simply amusing.

"heh. This brownhat says he's gonna send a 'multimuscular ILOVEYOU tcpip" virus to 127.0.0.1."

brownhat by tehpookleblinky June 22, 2008

brownhat 

A script kiddie or other individual who attempts to portray themselves as being knowledgeable in the area of computer security while having no such knowledge.

The term is generally used to ridicule those who meet this definition without their knowledge, in this case it is generally implied that the word is analogous to blackhat or whitehat. In reality it is meant to imply that the individual has "shit for brains".

<4w50m3r> u no I hav h4x3d paypal like 8 times.
<Sarcastron> Wow, that's awesome, you're totally brownhat.
<4w50m3r> u here that? im brownhat!

brownhat by Random_User... June 22, 2008

Brownhead

A fun loving yet annoying brunette who likes to pinch.

Dude, I was at the beach yesterday and figured the greenheads would be out but man those brownheads were way worse.....

Brownhead by slothajm September 22, 2006