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After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!
by Gliderman January 25, 2011

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To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.
I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.
by P. Lucho August 09, 2004

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Marijuana that is brown in color and makes the purchaser feel like a clown. It is typically the weakest of strains and proccessing almost always includes compaction and packaging somewhere in mexico. Users of brown clown typically experience a headache shortly after use.
Jason: "Dude I just scored the worst brown clown ever."

Travis: "No kidding, I've got a killer headache to prove it."

Jason: "I feel like a brown clown for buying this crap."
by mullarchy October 14, 2011

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A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.
The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.
by Brown Bozo December 08, 2010

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When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)
oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.
by Q-Ball711 September 08, 2011

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(n) A racial slur typically used to describe a Mexican who has managed to fit themselves and 30 other Mexicans inside a vehicle who's capacity is intended for far fewer occupants.

This could be in the context of transporting illegal immigrants across a border, transporting workers to a job site, or taking the whole family to the swap meet.
I watched a border patrol dash-cam video of 15 brown clowns jumping out of a mini van on youtube the other day. That shit was SO funny.
by D. Ward May 04, 2010

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This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.
Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...
by Bog-man September 02, 2016

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