5 definitions by Gliderman
Ugch!
by Gliderman January 28, 2011
Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
After fingering a girl on her period and getting a whole handful of blood, you spank her leaving a bloody hand print similar to how Native Americans painted hands on palomino horses.
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.
by Gliderman January 25, 2011