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brownbag 

A brown bag used to put over a butter face.
grocery bag
I'd only fuck the butter face is she was brownbagged.

double brownbagger 

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004

brownbag hour

A phrase that describes the time before a bar closes and all the pretty faced girls have left.
You wanna stay? No! It's fucking brownbag hour and I'm out!

brownbag lunch 

When a women is very unattractive. So to solve this you put a brown bag over her head. Two possibly, one for you and one for her if she is that bad. Then you proceed in sexual intercourse.
Dude did you see that nasty chick? You need to take her out for a brownbag lunch.

Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
Brownbagger by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010

BrownBagged 

Putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. This is usually done because the women is ugly.
Hey see that ugly girl I brownbagged her last night.
I couln't see her face at all.
BrownBagged by ExPliCiTx360x January 13, 2011