broup

A Group of guys who refer to each other as "bro" or the group as their "bro's". Usually characterized by overt masculine behavior including chest pounding and loud speech.

I had to walk the long way to get a drink at the bar in order to avoid the loud, chest pumping broup blocking the hall.

broup by BiggHack May 17, 2011

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Broper 

A bro who gropes.

Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!

Broper by nomanito September 23, 2016

Brophew 

Your best friend's son, because saying "my best friend's son" takes forever. A combination of "nephew" and "bro".

Guy: Hey little man, how's my favorite brophew doing?

Brophew: Good, my dad's best friend!

Brophew by Jonathan Caruso December 13, 2010

Brophone 

The Xbox 360 live headset. Commonly used amongst teenage boys (the bros) playing call of duty or other intense games so that they can communicate with fellow bros about their excellence in life.

While playing call of duty, Steve hooked up his brophone so that he could effectively communicate with Adam and tell him how many kills he was racking up.

Brophone by Allison G. January 10, 2009

boupee 

One who agrees to do various things with you, but inexplicably disappears for hours, and offers weak explanations later.

"Boupee was going to hang out with us, but he went to get a haircut at 2 a.m. and was gone for the rest of the night."

boupee by BicBoupee June 27, 2014

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.

I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

Sloppy Brompton by Lebron is a hater July 15, 2011