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Brotocol 

Similar to protocol. Brotocol is a strict code of conduct followed by bros. No matter what the activity may be, bros have to follow brotocol.
Tony: Bro, I don't care if you called shotgun, I'm sitting in the front seat.

Joe: Bro, you gotta follow brotocol, get in the back seat!
Brotocol by Joe Bro Bro Joe December 3, 2009

Brotocol 

The set of standards and guidelines that all guido's must follow in every aspect of their lives
"Dude I don't care if you ran out of hair gel, you go to the store and buy more. To go out clubbing without spiking your hair is definitely against brotocol."
Brotocol by Team Brotocol February 12, 2008

Brotocol 

Is a set standard that Bro's have that covers the type of relationship they have together and what is allowed and not allowed and/or what is considered to be that of a homosexual nature
Bill: Did you see how that guy just helped out his bro by stopping him from going out with that fat chick

Dan: uh yeah you dont have to tell me, its in the brotocol
Brotocol by The Crusty nut February 20, 2009

Brotocol 

The customs and regulations dealing with patriarchal formality, precedence, and etiquette.
Guy 1: "Bro, I just picked up two chicks at the bar, and you get to choose which one!"

Guy 2: "I'm gunna get some good poozle tonight thanks to some brotocol!"
Brotocol by Bromansam4 July 19, 2010

Brotocol 

The often unclear rules of operation for bro code.
Follow the brotocol Steve or you cant be my wingman tonight.
Brotocol by Phatpussyhex April 19, 2020

Brotovoltaic Energy

1. The static discharge you get from too many polo shirts rubbing together in a frat house.

2. Energy generated to power tanning beds, blow dryers, and other things men shouldn't use.

3. The tingling feeling lacrosstitutes get between their legs whenever they approach a guy wearing greek letters.
1. I was standing around at the kegger, fist pumping with my bros, when we all got shocked by the buildup of brotovoltaic energy in the room.

2. Clint's tanning bed runs the meter super fast, that guido fuck should get a brotovoltaic generator for that piece of shit.

3. I put on a vibrating cock-ring yesterday to fuck that lax-girl and by the end, her pussy was quivering with brotovoltaic energy.