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Broskiana Jones 

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
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A lesbian bro. Mostly seen in flip flops, Abercombie, Hollister, polos, plaid shorts or cargo shorts. If she has long hair, it's usually slicked back in a tight ponytail paired with a headband/bandana. Can be seen at parties, sometimes in only a sports bra and jeans, doing kegstands, playing flip cup and/or funneling. Usually, as interesting as talking to a beige wall. Also see bro.
Girl #1: "Where are all the cute girls?"
Girl #2: "Clearly, not here. I swear, if one more brobian tells me about her flip cup tourney.."
Girl #1: "Yeah, not enough plaid shorts or polos in here."
Brobian by teamxup October 27, 2010

Brosbians 

A cute friend that you're hitting on later realizing that she is a lesbian. However, you later became her straight guy friend and she became your best friend even though you want to tap that. She is still a lesbian, she also has the qualities of looking at girls in a sexual way asking you whether that girl walking by is cute, you seem to have the same mentality of looking at cute girls and asking her whether she do her. Bromance for lesbians. Brosbians.
"Hey, how's University of Virginia treating you?"~Guy Friend.
"Hey! I haven't seen you in such a long time, *hug*, woah, you smell good." ~Lesbian friend.

"Thanks, unfortunately your my brosbians, I need to be able to attract other......." ~Guy Friend.

Hot girl walks by
"Sorry I was distracted." Guy Friend.

"I know what you mean, I'd hit that." ~Lesbian Friend.
Brosbians by That Way. October 18, 2011
Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.
Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.
Brostians by J R. August 11, 2009

Brosband 

When two men become more than best friends but less than lovers has no problem showing the other affection the relationship past bromance
"No roys not my best friend he is my brosband "
Brosband by Indian jake January 24, 2017

Brossian 

An expert in a certain area presenting their knowledge in a comfy and interesting way.

It is a combination of the first and last name of Bob Ross who is renowned for his TV show "The Joy of Painting" in which he teaches his audience how to paint and is famously relaxing.

Other great examples are Steve Irwin, who teaches his audience about wildlife and to be kind to wildlife.

In the same field is David Attenborough, the narrator of Planet Earth, telling us wonderful facts about each animal in his soothing voice.

Ainsley Harriott teaches the audience how to cook many dishes, but the one recurring ingredient is his soft-spoken voice.
And several others have graced our existence.
1. Bob Ross was the original Brossian.

2. "Did you attend that seminar last night?"
"Yeah, the way he talked about psychology was truly Brossian."

3. A Brossian writer.
Brossian by As DiviCasa October 8, 2020