Brookshire 

Term dubbed in the sequel to the "Dos Equis" World's Most Interesting Man commercial. Used to label a person even cooler than Dan Bilzerian.

The ladies just flock to him. What a Brookshire.

Brookshire by SoccerStudFoRizzle September 14, 2017

Brookshire 

the act, state or circumstance in which no matter what you set out to accomplish or do, it will result in utter failure. May often be a precondition for certain unfortunate people.

Run: Have you seen Nathan's numbers today?

Ron: No I haven't. How's he doing?

Run: He's sold $5000 worth of product and is still in the whole $200 dollars!

Ron: Wow........looks like he's having another Brookshire day......lol

Brookshire by mrbsounds February 3, 2010

Brookshire 

Somebody who always looks like they're on the verge of breaking into a pathetic sob, and is capable of making even the most reserved of pacifists feel an intense urge to bludgeon their face in.

If it looks like a brookshire, walks like a brookshire, and talks like a brookshire, its probably a brookshire.

Brookshire by your rather large mother March 10, 2022

Go To Brookshire's 

Slang term used for Fuck you!

Smink thought he was too good for the new vitamin water mike had created in his bath tub the night before. Mike told smink to "Go To Brookshire's!"

Go To Brookshire's by The Sang & The Mike February 28, 2008