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a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.
guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?

guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.

guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.
bromate by kain mcleod April 3, 2008
1. Like soulmate but with two dudes

2. Two dudes destined to spend their lives not boning each other but hanging out like champions regardless
Dude we're like... we're like bromates. Like I don't want to bone you dude, but I'll tease your hair, I mean fuck it, we're bromates.
A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover
"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."
bromatose by MiZa June 10, 2013

sodium bromate 

"He asked me to hang out with him and I was all like Sodium Bromate."
sodium bromate by Twopenny May 4, 2016

potassium bromate 

Two 20-something males, one of whom is American and the other being British, meeting for a meal of bananas.
Chad: Hey bro, I've got way too many of these bananas. Want to help me eat them?

Benedict: Yeah mate, that sounds like a right brilliant time. Wizzer!

Jane: Wow those guys are total potassium bromates.
potassium bromate by chodeywilder August 25, 2013
When a bro gets a person, most likely a young woman, to pass out or become in a temporary sedated state by some means, most commonly alcohol (Naty Light), or roofies.
"Trent totally nailed this Chi-O last night, bro!"
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."
Bromatose by SumterStatus September 11, 2009