boolist 

A person who's lifestyle revolves around boolin and has mastered the art of boolin/partying all day everyday. A boolist tends to be the life of the party and always knows how to have fun.

Rob: I just smoked a 15 gram blunt and funneled 5 beers, bro we boolin!
Joe: My son you're a fucking boolist!

boolist by Sack Door June 28, 2017

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.

Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.

Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009

Brolita 

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

Brolita by tylercee January 15, 2010

broliterate 

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

broliterate by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

brolisted 

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

Brolitia 

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia

a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.

Brolitia by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010

brofist 

The bumping of clenched fists by two male friends, in a totally heterosexual manner that represents their commitment to each other and their dedication to their bromance.

Similar to a man-hug in its origin, the brofist is a masculine way of representing deep affection between two males, and can symbolize celebration, comradery, sympathy, or the sealing of a pact between the active brofisters.

Guy #1: Hey man, thanks for helping me out yesterday.
Guy #2: No problem. /brofist ensues

brofist by Yatsu June 5, 2009