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brokh by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004
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Évelyne Brochu
Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.
She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.
Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.
Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.
Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.
Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.
— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014
brockhampton
brockhampton by adbastjtkssk February 11, 2018
BROCKHAMPTON
Brockhampton is the best and hardest working boyband in the world. They were founded in San Marcos, Texas by Kevin Abstract on a Kanye West fan forum. As of September 21, 2018 they have released four studio albums and a mixtape: All-American Trash (2016), Saturation I (2017), Saturation II (2017), Saturation III (2017), and Iridescence (2018).
The group consists of 14+ members, namely, Kevin Abstract, Matt Champion, Russell "Joba" Boring, Dom McLennon, Merlyn Wood, Ciarán "Bearface" McDonald, Henok "HK" Sileshi, Jabari Manwa, Romil Hemnani, Kevin Doan, Robert "Hola, me llamo Roberto." Ontinient, Ashlan Grey, Kiko Merley, and Jon Nunes.
Though not all members take part in the vocals (rapping and singing) of the music, every single one of these boys put in WORK to produce, manage, and expertly design every single song. Brockhampton is not only music, but also a creative factory that produces film, videos, branding, they are their own corporation, and they are their own family.
The group consists of 14+ members, namely, Kevin Abstract, Matt Champion, Russell "Joba" Boring, Dom McLennon, Merlyn Wood, Ciarán "Bearface" McDonald, Henok "HK" Sileshi, Jabari Manwa, Romil Hemnani, Kevin Doan, Robert "Hola, me llamo Roberto." Ontinient, Ashlan Grey, Kiko Merley, and Jon Nunes.
Though not all members take part in the vocals (rapping and singing) of the music, every single one of these boys put in WORK to produce, manage, and expertly design every single song. Brockhampton is not only music, but also a creative factory that produces film, videos, branding, they are their own corporation, and they are their own family.
BROCKHAMPTON by IridescentTrash September 21, 2018
Brohab
Brohab by OriginalSigner February 9, 2010
brohamskihasive
A combination of bro, bro-ha, bro-ham, bro-ski, and bro-sive.
Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.
A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.
Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.
A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.
brohamskihasive by Broseph Stalin 1 October 22, 2011