Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.
Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.
Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
by Schazam the Man March 12, 2009
A group from New Mexico who are widely despised because of their music. However, Alot of people like them. Mostly "scene kids" who are made fun of. Brokencyde still manages to make it through. They have many fans but will most likely not be around for a while.
by I dunnnno. :) May 15, 2010
A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.
THE END.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.
THE END.
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
by LordDICKHEAD! April 26, 2009
No words can describe how bad this music actually is. Listen to like the first minutes of Schizophrenia on youtube. If you still have your ears, you get a small cookie :).
Friend 1: Dude, i just listened to Schizophrenia by Brokencyde. IT IS AMAZING. *offers headphone
Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
by Luke261 November 1, 2009
brokencyde are completly and and truly shit
i dont know who the singer thinks he is his lyrics are shit
bree bree WTF
i dont know who the singer thinks he is his lyrics are shit
bree bree WTF
by shadowkiller56 August 20, 2009
A group who after having listened to them is the only good reason to commit suicide. A group that's like an aural and visual train wreck...you don't want to look but you did...you want to take your eyes off...but you can't. A group whose music is surely a sign that America is going straight down the drain and will surely fall in the years to come because the youth of America, our future leaders and such, are a bunch of retarded monkeys who actually let this shit get popular.
Hey, did you hear, Tommy committed suicide?
Oh, man...what a shame. The selfish prick.
No, it was a reasonable suicide. He listened to Brokencyde and couldn't get that crap out of his head.
Yep, makes sense to me.
Oh, man...what a shame. The selfish prick.
No, it was a reasonable suicide. He listened to Brokencyde and couldn't get that crap out of his head.
Yep, makes sense to me.
by Mr. Jawbreaking Equilibrium June 29, 2009
Ugh, where do I even start with this band. From the lyrics; to the screaming that sounds like a pig getting it's internal organs removed; this band just makes me wonder where the dignity of the world has gone. If you think about it for a second though; they are signed up with Noize Records, so I suppose it all makes sense. The band in general is a mockery of the music world that everybody we have come to know and love have built into an empire. When I first heard this band, it was like some recking ball had come and disintegrated all that. BOOM! And it all falls down to the ground. I could record my 10 year old brother screaming his ABC's and pressing some buttons on a synthesizer and OMG IT'S THE NEXT BROKENCYDE MEMBER.
Obama - Hello citizens of America. I'm here to inform you that there has been a notable amount of deaths throughout the world that have happened for unknown reasons. The only lead we have on the deceased; is that they had gone forcablly deaf shortly before leaving this world. If you have any kind of information on the matter; please send it to us immediately. Your tips will be anonymous.
*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*
*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*
by ----> The Raving Critic <---- August 19, 2009