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5.
The stuff your parents force you to eat.
Mother: Have some brocolli, dear.
Kid: Eeeew, no thanks.
Mother: It's good for you!
Kid: ..it tastes like trees.
by glossedhorror August 31, 2006
 
1.
high-grade weed, marijuana, pot. also known as "the bomb"!
I love smoking me some of that brocolli!
by ojay May 07, 2003
 
2.
slang term for marijuana
We smoked that whole bag of brocolli already?!
by hemphead April 07, 2003
 
3.
the best vegetable...EVER
that brocolli is good
by ashleyg October 08, 2006
 
4.
A species of plant that is related to cabbage, lettuce, collards, and spinach. The plant is a perrenial in tropical and subtropical regions. Although the leaves can be eaten, the plant is mainly grown for its undeveloped flower heads which can either be eaten raw or cooked.
Brocolli stew is delicious.
by AYB April 07, 2003
 
6.
used as a reference to male genitalia.
those girls were all up on my brocolli.
by mrobustion October 26, 2007
 
7.
hairy penis. the brocolli end with the fluffy green shit is the pubes and the base is the shaft and head
this girl was about to go down on me until she saw brocolli
by malcolmxlol December 05, 2007