A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.

The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.

Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)

Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.

Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.

Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.

Bronking by wi1d3 January 9, 2010

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Bro`Bunkin

The act in wich one heterosexual male shares the same bed with another. Most often caused by lack of choice.

Alex: "Last night at steffani`s party I got so wasted I had to sleep over. Thing was, Henry also got his liver in a knot so we had to share the only bed there."

Michael: "You went Bro`Bunkin! Any Broner?"

Bro`Bunkin by Rangourthaman January 25, 2009

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Bobdunkin

The Second coming of Christ and descendant of the legendary Isai, BobDunkin' will take over the world with every good-ish thing he does.

Person1: Wow did you see who got 3-0d by BobDunkin?
Person2: Yeah they really didn't stand a chance.

Bobdunkin by Jazzpikmin June 6, 2021

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Bobinkin

The piece of meat or fat, that connects your butt cheek to your upper thigh.

Did y’all see my bobinkin, it was eating my shorts.

Bobinkin by Bowman dozer March 31, 2022

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