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A high-security psychiatric hospital in Crowthorne, Berkshire, England
The worst of the lot are sent to Broadmoor
Broadmoor by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Broadswording 

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.
*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

Brookwood High School 

A super trashy, small school in the middle of nowhere. It’s so small that it’s connected to the elementary and middle school. Half of the school are hicks, and the other half are immature, stuck-up, judgemental teenagers that think they’re better than everyone else. Well, except for a very few amount of students that are genuine and actually going somewhere in life. Very poor school that has water fountains that taste like rust. The school only focuses on sports, and not any co-corricular groups. The only good thing about the school was the band, but even that’s gone to shit. A lot of the staff and classes are actually okay, but students always complain about them because they’re small brains don’t know how to get interested in anything.
Brookwood High School? Where’s that?”
“You mean Brokewood?”

broadford 

gonna go down to broadford to get som o dat dank council ching
broadford by superglue April 16, 2017

Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.
-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.
Broadbondage by Halevi January 29, 2015
Brotherly+wood. When your bro's wood is in the presence of your friendship. It may sometimes lead to awkwardness, hilarity or scenes from brokeback mountain.
Mike: Sam always gets a boner when he is hanging out with us bros
Paul: Yeah man it's really getting awkward at times
Dingdong: His browood is getting in the way of our brohood. It's time to boot him out
browood by dingdong dongle September 22, 2015