broodism 

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.

I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.

broodism by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012

Broadin 

One's incredibly chill mindset during his/her smoking of marijuana. It originated from the phrase "broaden your horizons," meaning just chill and look at what is going on around you. It is the ultimate chill. Ideal chilling.

"Yo John what are you up to?"

"Dude Nick I'm just broadin."

Broadin by Mary Jane rcz June 18, 2008

Bones over broads 

Money over women
This shit will get u far in life

Timothy: man I miss my girl yo
Brian: fuck ur girl, chase a check instead, it's bones over broads u heard?

Bones over broads by ya motha on disdiq February 25, 2021

Bradistan 

Slang name for West Yorkshire city of Bradford, so-called due to large Musilim population. Majority of Asian population of Pakistani extract, hence the merging of the names Bradford and Pakistan to 'Bradistan'.

Ahmed: I need to go into Leeds for a pint of milk and some curry powder.

Muhammed: Why not go to Bradistan. The streets are vibrant with multiculturalism, and the curry powder prices can't be beat.

Ahmed: Shut the fuck up.

Bradistan by Mr Stabby March 21, 2005

Breadism 

A religion that believes that bread is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with bread.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Breadism
Pat: What's Breadism?
Eric: BREAD IS LIFE MAN

Breadism by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Broadswording 

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

Broadswording by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

broads in atlana 

When u got hoes in Atlanta

Panda panda panda panda berrrrrah I got broads in atlana.

broads in atlana by Panther-4-Life May 17, 2016