An upper class establishment of Bro’
s who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.
A Brogent is by no means a
Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck
stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette
break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open
bar – and as sophisticated as Sean Connery
fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.