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a white girl who normally lives in so cal
they think thyre part of a "bro" crew but theyre just used for sex they have fake boobs or push up bras they wear ridiculously short skits with no panties they have no self respect they think they can ride dirtbikes and play football when theyre really just making idiots of themselves they have blond hair on top and black on the botom some even make desighns on their heads their boobs are alwasy poping out of their shirts they wear excesive metal mulisha, skin, so cal, and uggs they think uggs go with everything even short skirts thir pants are alwasy 2 sizes to small they drink and smoke weed all day they bang every "bro" that looks at them 99% of them droped out of high schoolor took them 8 years to finish wear ridiculous amounts of make up especialy cover up thyre always on my space/ facebook meeting new fuck buddies thyre think the whole world revolves arround them they have fake nails and fake hair drink rockstars all day they stab everyone in the back then thres the wannabe bro hoes who are the same as the regular bro hoes but have a beer gut and they dont have sex because theyre to anoying and thy think theyre the shit but everyone hates them and people hide from them! i live in so cal so i know all this crap! bro hoe 1: have u had sex with johnny
Bro hoe 2: no y? bro hoe 1: oh because his cum tastes really good |
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A bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with "bro's" that dirtbike. They die their hair half blonde, half black. Wear brands such as Skin, SoCal, and SRH. They like to smoke weed, drink beer, be ignorant, oh and they DGAF (don't give a fuck.) You can usually find these types of fake girls at the mall, in No Fear stores... or at southern California teen parties, usually doing a keg stand or smoking a bong.
Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she rolls with his crew, but those guys only chill with her because she gives them head. A bro hoe typically wears bandannas, drives lifted trucks, over do their mascara, have belly-button piercings that flaunt their beer belly, smoke and drink to prove to the "bro's" that they're chill.
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aka bro ho
-wears exclusively dirtbiking or offroading brands -drinks more than their alcoholic fathers -smokes more pot than cheech and chong put together -dates guys with lifted trucks -thick black eyeliner -most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign -tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex -very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace -very often seen in 661 -use the word 'chill' as an adjective known for wearing No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven, Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out bro hoe 1: dude, did you go to mike's kegger last night? i was so fucked up
bor hoe 2: nope, me and jon were out fucking in the back of his truck after we went offroading. |
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a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called "bros". normally the guys smoke pot and hookah and love to drink, dirt bike, fight, race and PARTY. bro hoes love all the same things as bros... but they also wear a lot of thick eye liner, and tons of makeup... usually their hair is overprocessed, blonde on the top and black on the bottom... they wear name brands such as SKIN, SOCAL, TAPOUT, NO FEAR & SRH... they date guys with lifted trucks with nice rims, lost of naked girl stickers on them and who their mothers hate... their favorite shapes are SPADES & STARS... they love pushup bras & low cut shirts... usually they have gotten with most of the guys in their crew... they acts like bad asses but are usually harmless, unless they all get together and attack you... they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies... some are sluts, others are sweet... just depends what crew you roll with...use words like "crew", "roll", "chill", "swoop"...etc... they live in the 951//909 and they DGAF! i am a 951 bro hoe and i'm fuckin proud of it!
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Bro Ho
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(I compiled everyones and edited slightly) - peroxide damaged hair - orange skin - between the age of fourteen and tewenty. - lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers) - thinks UGGs go with everything - wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity - wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church - has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top). - thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled' - has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar - dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV - butt crack and thong are always visible - wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out - most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign - tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex - very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace - very often seen in 661 - they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies. - they love pushup bras & low cut shirts. - wife beaters of various colors - some are sluts, others are sweet. - are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash. + 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linki... |
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baisicly, a girl who hangs out with bros, she lives in the 909 life style of lifted trucks and music such as Kotton Mouth Kings, referring to themselves as "bro hoes" because they are the female version of a "bro" "Did you see kellie hanging out with that bro josh? She is SUCH a bro hoe now that she hangs out with him and rides in his lifted truck"
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A bro hoe is a girl(Typically white) who is a female version of a "Bro". Their clothing includes windbreakers, most of the time a tank top(SRH, Metal Mulisha, Skin, KMK, Famous), jeans, and lots of cleavage. Their hair is layered and is blonde/black, or blonde with pink or red. Many of them have piercings, some have tattoos. Their face make up is very light with dark eyeshadow, blush and shiney white lips. They DGAF, smoke, toke and drink lots of beer. REAL Bro Hoes ride dirt bikes and roll with the boys. The best Bro Hoes come from SoCal.
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Bro hoe is a stereotype (like prep or goth).
Bro hoes are the girls & the guys are called Bros. Bro hoe is a girl that goes to the desert & rides. They love lifted trucks, offroading, partying, & anything desert-related. They wear certain clothing brands like Srh, Skin Industries, Metal Mulisha, Fox, So Cal, 187 Inc., Hostility, Fmf, etc. They shop at stores like No Fear, Outhouse, & Tilly's. Their favorite shapes are spades & stars. They get their nails done really long & flared. Some have their hair dyed half bleach-blonde & half black. They wear thick black eyeliner & mascara. They love platform flip-flops & zebra-print :] They're really outgoing & just love to have fun. They aren't afraid to take risks & live life to the fullest! They live a positive life & believe in themselves. Oh, and they DGAF! lol I'm proud to be a bro hoe cause I'm positive about life & I'm not afraid to take chances! I also love going to the desert, riding, & lifted trucks!
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