Brixton Teabag

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Brixton diamonds

The thousands of tiny pieces of glass that result from a smashed phone box (or any other glass structure made of similar materials).

Did you see Nicola push Dan through that McDonalds window? I tell you, there were Brixton diamonds everywhere!

by Nicola P August 25, 2005

Brixton typewriter

A shotgun.

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.

by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009

Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.

Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.

by whiteteeth October 6, 2011

The Guns of Brixton

The cops of Brixton, as reffered to by Paul Simonin in The Clash's song "The Guns of Brixton"

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, the guns of Brixton

by Clash City Rocker February 27, 2005

brixton twos

when someone asks you to save them half of your cigarette, but u give them less then half of it.

girl a "twos me please babe"
girl b "yeah safe init"
girl a "oi i swear dats one brixton twos, get me"

by lady_isa April 25, 2008

brixton slag

Term used to describe a black woman, as the majority of people in brixton are black. Derogatory term, often considered very racist.

(whit man) Look at that Brixton slag over there with her tribe

by Lozz May 17, 2007