Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.
Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!
by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021
The ultimate level is high lighter potency; a real snazzy high lighter marker; is said to razzle and dazzle
by Scooter McFadden April 20, 2004
by PanzerHail June 21, 2014
by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004
That "rainbow not so brite" thinks that a Triathlon, is a sporting event where the Triathletes "try" (Tri) to do their best and who ever tries the hardest wins!
by TonyaMC419 January 18, 2020
A highly explosive device equipped with LED lights in the shape of one of the Mooninites, and four D batteries; A hoax bomb placed in Boston by "terrists".
The mooninites pwned boston when they placed several lite-brite bombs in boston as a guerilla marketing campaign.
1/31/07 Never Forget
1/31/07 Never Forget
by Twss February 2, 2007
When a man of wealth and education has unprotected in/out with so many drunks, punks, names and part-time dames that he contracts a plethora of STD's, causing his long iron to spontaneously burst into flames.
Well sir, I was engaged in a spirited nine holes with three Macedonian Meth Cookers I met in a public outhouse near Skopje. As I withdrew my flagstick from the last of their encrusted pinholes, I was most unhappy to find my niblick ablaze. Seems I had acquired a Tiger Tiger Burning Brite.
by Eldo 76 December 17, 2009