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Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.
I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position
Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.
chinese bricklayer by zcl July 28, 2006

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

brickfaced 

In Futurama, this is Bender's version of being "shitfaced" since he shits bricks instead of shit.
1. Let's get brickfaced!
2. I was so brickfaced last night...
brickfaced by a1vin July 26, 2010

Spleb Bricklamented 

Getting your chest cut open. Ripping out most vital organs except one lung in case of submarine useage. Your intestines flailing behind you and riding him in the snow to draw stuff in blood
Friend 1: get the spleb bricklamented
Friend 2: Fine, can we at least use him as a submarine after
Friend 1: ugh, fine

brickface 

Look at his brickface, it changes never, think once more if you really want to date this possible scumbag...
brickface by SiegrunH2 June 22, 2013