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brace yourself

Preparing to hear something emotionally bad, or preparing for an impact (for an example: car going to crash)
*car about to crash*
Driver: Brace yourselves boys!

or

Girl 1: Brace yourself, because you're not going to like what I'm about to say.
Related Words
big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment
"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.
braces by Jordan November 14, 2003

Beer Braces 

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.
Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces
Beer Braces by Club489 November 13, 2011

boots and braces 

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
oi! music
when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.
boots and braces by awff February 10, 2009
It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"
braces by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Guatemalan Neck Brace 

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.