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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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brettpegger 

Brettpegger is a person who loves brett hand wayyy too much and has a acc dedicated to him
“Bro brettpegger pissed on brett again..”

“Oh classic brettpegger!”
brettpegger by MeowMeow30000 August 4, 2023
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When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
Bretting by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
One who is amazingly beautiful, and her smile lights up the entire room. She has an astounding sense of humor and has no shame in what she does. SHE IS THE REASON I WAKE UP EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!
I <3 BRETTE!!!!

brettneck 

A person that comes from a upper class family that not only chooses, but actually fits in a rural redneck community. He can be found at the biggest dive bar around smoking cigarettes and drinking PBR. Facebook Brett McBride, Chicago, IL for the definitive example of a "brettneck"
That guy is a complete brettneck. His dad has a yacht in Miami.
brettneck by Zwalter November 22, 2014

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"
Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy
bettie page by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

Bettie Bangs 

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.
"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"
Bettie Bangs by Bettieup February 4, 2010