In parts of the Midwest, a feral raccoon or person possessing the qualities thereof, not to be confused with "Brett."
Innocent Bystander: So... I found a brette in my living room tonight and just completely froze. I figured that if I didn't move, then maybe it wouldn't see me, like with the t-rexes in Jurassic Park.
by Eilatan24 January 06, 2010