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Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.
Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.
by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016
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-To eat out a girl while she is on her period.
Eww did you hear how our singer pulled off a Brett!!
by MIKE23453534 February 29, 2008
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A guy who will pull you in with funny jokes and comments, you and everyone else will laugh at him about his egotistical behavior thinking it isn't serious, but indeed he is serious. He is full of himself, and thinks the world revolves around him.
My boyfriend never thinks he does anything wrong, I'm so sick of it, if he keeps acting like a Brett I dont know how much longer I will be able to stay
by TinyTim22 March 29, 2011
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Faggot, this type of person sucks balls and is really mean
The brett wiped deoderant on my balls!
by cock man May 03, 2007
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Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.
Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.
by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016
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Refers to a group of unfortunately awkward young adults with a penchant for rambling, staring, and fidgeting. Prone to excessive negativity. Constantly complains about women disliking them, even when they disrespect and judge them before getting to know them.
Girl No. 1: "Hey, how's it going?"
Brett: "GIRLS HATE ME!"
by Anon Y. Mousse September 03, 2012
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A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;

A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;

An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
by Missfits December 04, 2012
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