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A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;

A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;

An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
by Missfits December 04, 2012
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1. Brett is a name given to a newborn baby when his aunt and uncle..oops i mean *parents* were to drunk to give him a proper name. (also see inbreed)

2. Brett a pathetic excuse for a man. One who attempts to "woo" and "seduce" already taken girls with notes and sappy poems that would turn the most homosexual male away. Brett also likes chick flicks and cries during "The Holiday". Brett, obviously undeserving of said girl, will say to said girl he is desperate while always talking about another unsuspecting girl, which said girl, hates.

Brother: wow Burtha **HICCUP**I aint reconed that this her thing coulda come outta that der hole uf urs.
Sister: SHADDUP LEROY!! its urs ya recon?
Brother: i aint not know...**hiccup** call'um Brett..
Sister: why?
Brother: cuz he sorta resembles my dog's, Butch; butt
by Veraxes July 30, 2008
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an ugly person who will make you have a horrible time in bed
girl #1) how was your niite with him?

girl #2) horrible. he acted like sucha brett
by puppys101 October 20, 2009
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An adult male, usually with dark hair and bleeding out, that gets shot very often.
I'm not gay mom I'm Trans. Also I have to type Brett so there we go
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a selfish bastard who sucks alot of big black cock just like his sister the devil. and one of the most sloppy people you ever meet.
clean your room. domt pull a "brett"
by [R.A.V.E] August 25, 2008
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(noun.) A white male, also known as a cracker, known for having an unusually small penis. The 'Brett' is often seen buying, selling or tinkering with junked and otherwise useless VW's.
Person 1: That guy is a real Brett.
Person 2: Who, that Tool over there?
by MoliMattnski December 14, 2010
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A boy who does not invite his lovely lady to his end of the year party.
That kid is such a Brett: He did not invite me to his party!
by Jenny(BFG) March 29, 2008
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