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a term coined by Sir Mix-a-Lot referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Bremerton, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. Bremelos can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.
I heard that Barnes hooked up with a bremelo he met at the Fuzzy Naval last night!
bremelo by Sassybaskets February 26, 2008

bremelow 

A large over-wieght non-atractive woman that hits on sailors near bremerton naval base in washington state.
sailor 1 " so did you hook up with any chicks at the bar last night?"

sailor 2 "no man, i drank so much i passed out and woke up in bed with another fat chick."

sailor 1 "dam guy, you gotta watch out for those bremelows"
bremelow by bremelowbait November 14, 2011

Breterosexual 

The name given to fans of Flight of the Conchords who are especially inclinced towards Bret Mckenzie.

(The term was coined by band-member Jemaine Clement).
Swooning girl #1: I love both Bret and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. But I have a weak spot for Bret.
Swooning girl #2: Me too.
Swooning girl #1: I guess we're both Breterosexuals.
Breterosexual by helloagain September 27, 2009

bremerton 

A lame city located on the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington State. Known for: high crime rate, hookers, meth, navy sailors, and the ever frightening bremelo. Should you find yourself in bremerton you have taken a dangerous wrong turn.
Typical day of life in bremerton,

Cody - "Let's go to Wallmart".

Leroy - "We did that yesterday and it was lame".

Cody - "Yeah, well lets go find us some bremelos".
what military personel refer to as the local indigenous people when stationed in Bremerton Washington
Guy 1: dude this mall sucks theres no hot chicks here and everyone here is on the crispy cream diet.

Guy 2: naw man thats just the bremerlows make sure you dont have any food on you
Bremerlow by adrian00001 June 9, 2011

Bremerhoes 

"Bremerhoes" meaning the fat, ugly, and most disgusting women you'll meet at bars and social places in the city of Bremerton, WA.
Hey Mike, Promise me tonight won't be like last time. You can't be getting too tipsy and taking "Bremerhoes" back home with us."
Bremerhoes by TRISOM DOT ORG March 16, 2011