Suck Me With a Breastpump
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Breastsummer
Breastsummer by dingdongday September 5, 2010
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breast pump
breast pump – (also known as the BP) when a man squeezes his wife or significant other's breast. This usually occurs in the comfort of one's home and can occur as often as the squeezer likes and can lead to foreplay or home runs.
After just getting boobie squeezed, wife says, "Honey! I'm carrying the laundry, you know."
"Woman! You know I gots to get my daily dose of the breast pump! BP, holla!"
"Woman! You know I gots to get my daily dose of the breast pump! BP, holla!"
breast pump by heather acq May 6, 2008
Breast Pump
When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Breast Pump by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
Breast Pump
A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.
One who milks the clock.
Breast Pump by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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