3 definitions by Mike Panama
A dulcecita is a woman of kindness, faith, and empathy coupled with the ability to love immensely, all packaged together mini-sized. The amount of sweetness she packs in her pocket size is beyond astounding. Don't be fooled though...she may be on the shorter side; however, she does surprise with some impressive curves on that little petite figure.
Mike talking to his friend about his dulcecita: "Man, my dulcecita Erika is amazing. She is so full of kindness, warmth, faith, and love. And get this...it's fucking all authentic. She has already told me that she loves me, and I know that it's true. I totally fucking love her. "
Friend responding: "man you are so lucky! Do you know how hard it is to find a dulcecita? It's like finding a fucking unicorn bro!"
Mike talking to his friend: "I know, and she is so fucking hot. She kisses like a goddess. It's an added bonus that her more than ample rack is so pronounced!"
Friend responding: "man you are so lucky! Do you know how hard it is to find a dulcecita? It's like finding a fucking unicorn bro!"
Mike talking to his friend: "I know, and she is so fucking hot. She kisses like a goddess. It's an added bonus that her more than ample rack is so pronounced!"
by Mike Panama December 14, 2020
A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!
Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
by Mike Panama July 23, 2021
When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022