breakup buddy

A person who helps you make the right decision of breaking up with the person you are dating by giving you an objective opinion of how bad they are for you and by giving post breakup support.

I was thinking of getting back together with Laura but luckily I had Michele as a breakup buddy and she talked me out of it.

breakup buddy by Gimster November 10, 2008

breakup buddy

A person who involves themselves in a relationship when it is none of their business, and therefore convinces one person in the relationship of the shortcomings of their significant other. Often has alterior motives.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He and his breakup buddy are now an item. Suprise suprise.

breakup buddy by Samantha Fischer August 1, 2007

Breakup Buddy

Also spelled “Break Up Buddy” or “Break-Up Buddy”. It is a fictional character created by Will McDaniel on YouTube.

I loved that Will McDaniel video called Breakup Buddy!

Breakup Buddy by HorrorWriterInProgress July 28, 2022

breakup buddy

A male friend who "lends a hand" if you're horny after your girlfriend breaks up with you.

Dave sure needed a breakup buddy after Laura left, and Jack
had him come over many times for comfort.

breakup buddy by Steve Hoglund August 1, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008