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Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.
"So how old is your girlfriend anyway?"
"Just 15. Oh shi - BRB FBI."
BRB FBI by inkdrinker November 27, 2005
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be right back, (the) FBI (is at my door)
mark> Isn't that illegal?
jesse> Hmm..
jesse> BRBFBI
BRBFBI by We are Anonymous January 11, 2008
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BRBFBI is a meme that originated from srs hackers who were busted during a srs LAN party. They all were killed by a rock slide. However, their phrase of choice lives on. It is the phrase of choice that you say when the feds do elite IP tracing and come to arrest you for downloading kiddie pr0n and music off the intertubes. They then interrogate you and take you to the pokey where you get loved.

This phrase is frequently heard during the ensuing lulz and drama of an alleged chan raid.

When uttering the phrase, all caps is necessary. Otherwise, the lulz of the phrase is lost, and you must get raped. A less funny version, "BRBFEDS," may be used as well, however the true inner meaning might be lost.
Person one: ohaider
Person two: I haxed yer daterbase
Person one: orly?
Person two: BRBFBI
brbfbi by Jackson Thomas August 10, 2007

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026