Brandon Lam

Truly, the most amazing person alive. His humor and good looks cannot be fathomed by the human mind. His sexual prowess is legendary and craved by all women. He is the man of all men. Jealousy may run through the blood of other men when their eyes are lain upon him, while lust from the eyes of the beautiful courses through their veins.

"Wow you look so Brandon Lam, today!"
"Gee, thanks!"

"Omg! That guy is so dreamy. He MUST be a Brandon Lam!"

"My boyfriend sucks!"
"Yeah, it's a shame he's not a Brandon Lam"

Brandon Lam by blam1993 August 22, 2011

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brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3

you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth

brandon lamberth by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010

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Brandon Lamborn

Great guy. He loves to joke around and have a good time. His friends mean the world to him. Never wants to let anyone down. He can be quite the charmer. He loves to sing in his car and rarely has any shame if someone is watching. His favorite color is blue. He loves dogs, and can't stand cats. He is very picky about what he eats, doesn't like fruits or vegetables. Likes to play video games and sports with his friends on his days off. He is the grill cheese sandwich making champion. Kids seem to adore him. He is a good driver. He eats bugs from a candy store at the beach and thinks that they taste good. He can bake really great cupcakes! He has a good style of clothes. He can be very competitive. Has a great sense of humor! Nice arms and a really cute laugh. He is a loyal friend and is most happy when they are around. When he loves someone he lets things slide easily and forgives easily. Does all he can to hold onto someone who he really cares about. He is one amazing person.

Brandon Lamborn is known for his good looks and creativity. He is very good at art and knows how to make people smile.

Brandon Lamborn by sugar biscut May 22, 2011

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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