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The Brandmaster 

The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.
Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!
The Brandmaster by bneo20 August 27, 2009
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Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya 

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya was the founder and originator of Jendo.

GRANDMASTER FLASH

Mastermind behind the Furious Five. Pioneer of the 'Quick Mix' and 'Clock' theories, and author of the first Hip Hop single to utilize both samples and scratching, called 'Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel'. A god among the likes of Kool Herc and Afrika Bambaataa.
All turntablists today have in some way been influenced by the incredible Grandmaster Flash.
GRANDMASTER FLASH by Marxist April 11, 2004

Houdini Grandmaster 

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

Grandmaster Flash

possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.
yo man its Flash throwin it back yall
Grandmaster Flash by AquaGen August 27, 2003

Beanmaster Flip 

Smoking a joint with a cup of steamy hot coffee.
I'm having a Beanmaster Flip right now; coffee and weed.

grandmaster flash

Tha king!
"Those White Lines"
grandmaster flash by renos April 5, 2004