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Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.
You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!
Braincakle by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brainiac yack 

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.
Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.
Brainiac yack by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009

Brainiac 

Bush isn't a brainiac
Brainiac by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Brainiac 

This term applies to people who are extremely intelligent. If a brainiac were a superhero, their brain would definitely be their secret weapon.
My boss Paul is such a brainiac I don't ever have to use Google, HE is my human Google.
Brainiac by MereBear803 May 9, 2011

Brainfuck 

A very minimalist programming language, having a total of eight instructions. Brainfuck is turning complete. Programs written in BF are necessarily obfuscated, as the entire set of commands are as follows: + - < > , .
Hello World in Brainfuck:
++++++++++>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.
>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009