"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to
masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards
Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking
real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)