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brainpick 

verb t. - to obtain information from someone knowledgeable in the desired subject. It is a way to avoid doing the research yourself, saving one's time and effort but requiring that of another. (Also, it's a good idea to humble oneself in the asking or bring 'coffee and donuts'.)

noun - the act of picking another's brain for information to avoid doing one's own research.
I had a short deadline ahead and needed to
brainpick her for the needed info to complete the task.

Hey, Suzi, gotta minute? I need ya for a
brainpick.
brainpick by otay May 7, 2005
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Britpicker 

A term used to describe a British person who reads through fan fiction written by a non-British author to check for accuracy when the characters and/or settings are British.
I really need a Britpicker for my latest Doctor Who fic, can anyone help me out?
Britpicker by lovepollution June 3, 2009

brainsick muzik 

Brainsick muzik go hard nigga
brainsick muzik by mr.noitalll January 7, 2014

brainspike 

Verb: the act of watching a particular series (usually but not always anime) of episodes or movies in a row.
(especially the ENTIRE series at once)
Noun: the series to be watched.

Originated from Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It was created as a more polite/useable form of mindfuck (which means the same thing) by the local university's anime organization. Apparently watching many hours of anime episodes straight does something to you in the head.
Verb: Remember when we brainspiked Eva last month?

Noun: The brainspike starts at 6 and ends four days later.
brainspike by Vela May 9, 2004

Brainfuck 

A very minimalist programming language, having a total of eight instructions. Brainfuck is turning complete. Programs written in BF are necessarily obfuscated, as the entire set of commands are as follows: + - < > , .
Hello World in Brainfuck:
++++++++++>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.
>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

brainticle 

Etymology: from English brain and testicle.

The organ used by a majority of human males in everyday decision making.
That new secretary is useless. The boss was really thinking with his brainticles when he hired her.
brainticle by Nuketard February 21, 2009

Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009