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Noun: a common description for somebody who finds themselves attracted to one and obsessively creeps on this said person.

Synonyms include; blockying, blockwelling, and ginger-nutting

Antonyms include; Strudwicking
Oh gosh, he is Brading on Sarah again. She really does not find him attractive.
Brading by The_Sassy_Bitch February 18, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word created accidentally by placing a consonant in-front-of, behind, or somewhere within a pre-existing word. It is derived from a speech President Barack Obama gave regarding the death of Osama bin Laden, where he used the word "brading" instead of "bring," and then powered through the rest of his speech like a true badass would.
"We were also united in our resolve to protect our nation and to brading those who committed this vicious attack to justice" - Barack Obama
brading by TheDuke80 May 24, 2011
verb
to treat or regard something as unimportant or trivial (synonym for trifling).
"Stop brading this situation, it's actually serious."
brading by lifeindacloudz June 2, 2026

Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.
Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?
Emily Brading by KT-Urban October 2, 2022

Ow brading 

When your leg cramps and you can do anything but wait for it to stop so you call in pain to the nearest person.
Ow brading
Darrell: oww brad. Oww Brad.
Brad: I can't help you Darrell
Ow brading by Burningalaxy June 21, 2017

Dylan Brading

Eww look it’s a Dylan Brading
Dylan Brading by anonymous September 14, 2020

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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