barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Out Boarding 

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts

Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard

Out Boarding by dingle berry plastics March 30, 2015

Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

my dogs are barking 

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

my dogs are barking by APB15 March 31, 2009

Ozarking

The act of binging on a series from beginning to end in a small amount of time. This is inspired by me ozarking on Ozark!

After texting my sister who didnt respond, i asked her her if she was ozarking again? She reaponded ... dont bother me when I’m ozarking!

Ozarking by ChanceyNancey April 4, 2020

Arkansas Barking Spider 

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010