box kick 

v: the opposite of kicking a male in the nether regions, but solely for a female.

much like threatening to punch someone in the ovaries, but much more amusing.

shut up bitch before i give you a box kick.

box kick by ae123456 April 22, 2009

kick a box 

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.

Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.

kick a box by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009

Kick the Box

When a person or group of persons places a box that appears to be empty, but acctually contains a large brick or cinderblock, on a sidewalk or commonly traveled place. While you are watching from accross the road, people will pass and kick the box (out of the way, for fun, or because you tell them to) and hurt their foot.
You are playing "Kick the Box" when you are watching people kick the box, not acctually when you kick it yourself. This is common entertainment for college students when they are drunk. Empty thirty pack boxes are commonly used.
Best results are obtained when you are playing near drunk people, in busy areas, or if you place the box directly in the path that people must walk.

What did you do last night?

We sat around, drank a thirty pack on the porch, and played kick the box all night.

Kick the Box by Uncle Brian August 17, 2007

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

Kick yer cunt in box by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019

box kicker

army slang for supply transport troops or truck drivers

Private : we are just box kicker and now you want us to be your fireteam
Sergeant : We are marines ! Do you got that clear private !
Private : Sir,yes,sir !

box kicker by r3v0lut10n October 12, 2017

kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.

Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.

kicked her in the box and shoved her by J@ffa October 6, 2004