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ark boulton academy

Such a shit school were all the student are forced to be dressed up as bumblebee and are suffered and treated like prisoners 🤢 if you want to get a taste of ark boulton academy follow the instructions below:
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc

And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
Person 1: Eww is that ark boulton academy
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
ark boulton academy by Rani 😂❣ December 14, 2018
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jacob boulton 

Is a cool spaniard bud whose a big fan of the Canucks. He often mispronounces words especially saying "dman" instead of damn and often plays soccer in the fields of Langford. You can usually find him residing in his natural habitat known as the collegium. He is a real go-getter and loves listening to ABBA in his spare time.
DMAN that Jacob Boulton is a real cool and suave dude.

bulloney 

A cross between bullshit & baloney.
You're so full of bulloney.
bulloney by Joe Minx February 23, 2009

boulton-block 

(n.) When another party not only cock-blocks you, but then proceeds to take the one you were with and hooks up with said person.
Man I was putting so much work in on this girl last night, but this guy swooped in and boulton-blocked me. Next thing I know they're hooking up in the back room.
boulton-block by fenian7 November 26, 2010
1. An angry outburst, especially one that gets lots of attention. Named after Adam Boulton, of Sky News fame, who lost his temper after being provoked by Alistair Campbell live on TV.
Usage: He heard something he didn't like and did a Boulton!
Boulton by JJKebab May 11, 2010
one that is full of false information. can be placed in a noun or an adjective.
"hey, are you calling me a liar?", other person "no, i'm calling you bulloni
bulloni by keithizthaman November 8, 2010
a Boulton can mean either one of two things

1) A socially retarded person with eyes like a fish. Says awkward things and likes samosas.

or

2) The biggest pimp this side of p diddy. Sick at sports (like table tennis) and a playa at scoring the chicks (especially small ones).

Originates from the first Milky Bar Kid whose name was Boulton. Originally quite annoying and awkward he eventually grew up to be a dubstep artist.
Dude: Man you're such a boulton!
Man: Dude there's no need for that!
Dude: Nah I meant the good kind of boulton Man!
Man: Thanks Dude!