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1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.
1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.
by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009

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