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breastaurant 

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
breastaurant by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

Bonersaurus 

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton
Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.
Bonersaurus by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010

babeasaurus rex 

Someone who is ferociously sexy. A hottie of epic proportions...
My f***ing god... Did you see that guy at the gym!? He's a f***ing babeasaurus rex!
babeasaurus rex by Chakra September 27, 2006

breasturbation 

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.
breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005

Breastures 

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
Breastures by Sethington September 30, 2008

breasturaunt 

A restaurant that has terrible food, but boobs aplenty.
Hooters is the best "breasturaunt", but the food is disgusting.