9 definitions by Sethington
| 1. | Grasshole | ||
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The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month. Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!
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| 2. | Gymbo | ||
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A scantily clad woman at the gym who is there solely to meet men. Similar to a bimbo but found only at gyms. Today I saw a gymbo on a treadmill that was so desperate to talk to a guy walking by, she slipped and totally ate it.
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| 3. | Butt snoring | ||
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A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart. Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.
Man: Why? Was I snoring? Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room. |
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| 4. | Broman | ||
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A snowman built by desperate children - typically after the first snowfall of the year, when the only available snow is the dirty brown snow left on the street by a snowplow. This results in a snowman that appears to be African-American.
Man 1: Whoa! Check out that snowman made with that nasty brown snow.
Man 2: That's no snowman, that's a Broman. |
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| 5. | Breastures | ||
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1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket. Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.
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| 6. | Stallker | ||
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1) A person who talks while sitting on the toilet taking a dump in a public restroom.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall. I was trying to take a dump at work and this "stallker" was standing outside the stall and wouldn't stop talking to me.
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| 7. | iBod | ||
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A photo of someone else's face or body falsely used as your own on an internet site such as MySpace. Woman: "On your MySpace pic you had six pack abs and big arms."
Man: "Ohhhh... that wasn't me, that's just my iBod." |
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