8 definitions by Sethington
A scantily clad woman at the gym who is there solely to meet men. Similar to a bimbo but found only at gyms.
Today I saw a gymbo on a treadmill that was so desperate to talk to a guy walking by, she slipped and totally ate it.
by Sethington June 11, 2008
1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
by Sethington August 6, 2008
1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.
by Sethington July 27, 2008
A photograph of someone else's body or face used to falsely portray yourself on a website such as MySpace.
Woman: What happened to your big arms and the six pack abs you had in your MySpace photos?
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
by Sethington August 6, 2008
A photo of someone else's face or body falsely used as your own on an internet site such as MySpace.
Woman: "On your MySpace pic you had six pack abs and big arms."
Man: "Ohhhh... that wasn't me, that's just my iBod."
Man: "Ohhhh... that wasn't me, that's just my iBod."
by Sethington July 27, 2008
by Sethington June 11, 2008
1) A person who talks while sitting on the toilet taking a dump in a public restroom.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
I was trying to take a dump at work and this "stallker" was standing outside the stall and wouldn't stop talking to me.
by Sethington July 11, 2008