borderlands flu 

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.

Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.

borderlands flu by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012

The Borderlands 

A region of Texas adjacent to the Mexican border, east of El Paso but west of San Antonio.

The Borderlands are also sometimes called the "Borderland" or the "Big Bend" region.

The Borderlands by 21451 November 23, 2011

Borderlands 2 

A freaking awesome game. 4 player Coop or alone. If you have save data from the original Borderlands, you get stuff for your Borderlands 2 characters. Classes:
Zer0: Assassin. Has a Decepti0n skill that turns you invisible for a short time.
Salvador: Gunzerker. Has a skill tree that makes you available to Gunzerk.
Axton: Commando. Similar to Roland from Borderlands 1. Has a skill tree that makes you deploy a Sabre Turret.
Maya: Siren. Has a Phaseblast skill tree that temporarily removes an enemy from the fight, allowing you to focus on their allies.

Guy 1: Oh man i am so excited for the release of Borderlands 2!
*guy buys the game*
Guy 2: Does it include all characters?? I wanna be Krieg.
Guy 1: Yeah me too and that's a yes.

Assassin
Commando
Siren
Borderlands 2

Borderlands 2 by Anti-JokeChicken (My PSN) January 15, 2014

Borderlands 

The greatest video game of all time, due largely to its insane amount of "badassness"

Hey Rick, i would stab a baby to play Borderlands.

Borderlands by Saber Wookie October 7, 2009

bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts

"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."

bordered by lepelope October 13, 2003

Brandon Boudreau 

A grade 7 teacher who looks French and like baguettes.

kid: "can i have some tape Mr Boudreau"
Brandon Boudreau: "Sure thing"
*Gets them some carrots*
Kid: Bruh

Brandon Boudreau by fjsidedjr October 8, 2023

Boudreaux Back Rub 

A "Boudreaux Back Rub" is when you are standing or walking, and a chick jumps on you from behind, pulls out your cock, and starts to give you a handjob from the piggyback position. It's named after the genius who conjured this move up in an inspired dream...

Dude, I was just walking to the bar and she came out of nowhere like a ninja and gave me a Boudreaux Back Rub... it was totally tits!!!

Boudreaux Back Rub by Rig Supporter November 19, 2011